omg the jurassic park one
(Source: the-reckless-and-the-horny, via just-a-little-awkward)
In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to look fancy.
(Source: College Humor)
hi im the new foreign exchange student nice 2 meet u
Foreign Textbook teaches that Americans Love Basketball and Beer
Hey, just because I am easily bribed with beer doesn’t mean that all Americans are.
(Source: College Humor)